hmmmm. i mean, you've said twice in that last one that you think i'm hot. which, you know. super great. but maybe you're the one objectifying ME. now i've caught you in my trap.
alright, alright. i'll give it exactly one chance. if it makes my skin crawl, i bail.
are you kidding? dina. come on. you KNOW i think you're hot. do my heartfelt songs about how much i love you mean nothing?? not that you've heard any of them but. like, they exist.
okay, that isn't fair. you never make my skin crawl, but this freaky voice you're going to try might do it. just don't take it personally if it does. it's not you, it's sexy vampire lady.
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Have I learned nothing from your hours long rants about Greek mythology??
It's my winning personality, isn't it?
How dare you even suggest such a thing, the voice is paramount
Paramount!
And there are worse ways to spend the night
kissu
will neither confirm nor deny what does the convincing.
it'll just have to be a mystery that you live with the rest of your life.
you got that right.
well, fine then. you do your voice. see how it goes.
<3
That's definitely code for tits and I am both offended and and oddly satisfied
Oh, I will do my voice! And you'll end up loving it
You'll ask for it and I will withhold it but like in a sexy way not a manipulative way
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i'll have to rethink my whole strategy.
i didn't say tits!! ugh
you obviously have an amazing personality
you're just a very complicated person with a ton of good qualities.
or something
oh jesus.
i regret this whole conversation.
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No, no, it’s fine. I mean it’s degrading and objectifying but it’s fine because again I think you’re super hot
Tell me how you really feel, Ellie 😏
Hey, rude. Don’t judge the sexy vampire lady voice until you’ve heard it
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which, you know. super great. but maybe you're the one objectifying ME.
now i've caught you in my trap.
alright, alright. i'll give it exactly one chance. if it makes my skin crawl, i bail.
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And barely because you haven't even told me once that you think I'm hot.
I sincerely hope I don't make your skin crawl or we have a bigger issue.
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dina. come on. you KNOW i think you're hot.
do my heartfelt songs about how much i love you mean nothing??
not that you've heard any of them but. like, they exist.
okay, that isn't fair. you never make my skin crawl, but this freaky voice you're going to try might do it.
just don't take it personally if it does. it's not you, it's sexy vampire lady.
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How do you know it's freaky? You haven't even heard it yet!
Give it a chance, babe.
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okaaaaaay! god. you're really attached to this sexy vampire voice thing, huh
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Do you know how difficult it was to get you to finally kiss me??
And now I need to do even MORE work
I mean, I wasn't until you said you hated it
:)
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i think the whiskey did the work for you, babe
ughhhhhhh :l
you're such a pain in the ass
i love you
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If I didn't do something, we'd still be friends that eyefucked each other every chance we got
You're welcome
[ u n b e l i e v a b l e ]
You're the pain the ass!
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but i like that we're doing more stuff now.
can we just agree that we're both pains in each other's asses and move on?
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Which is that you should be sufficiently convinced
[ honestly, she's lost the thread of their conversation. but she's stubborn. ]
I refuse to believe that I am a pain in the ass but will concede that in this instance (and MAYBE a few others) I was being knowingly frustrating.